Mondays back after a long holiday remind me of the phrase ‘Stranger in a Striange Land’. I know I’m supposed to be here, but hell if I can remember what I was doing on Wednesday. More to the point, I don’t actually know if I care what I was doing last Wednesday, and by the way who in the hell are you? My co-worker? I doubt that. Who won the 1956 World Series? ID. I need ID. No, I had to card my kids this morning. Yes, I’m fine. JUST FINE.
The two most frustrating words I think I will ever hear is “We’ve always done this.” Especially when I can definitively show that we haven’t. Recently.
One of these days, entitled assholes are going to stop telling singers and athletes to shut up and dribble/sing/win, because every single time they do they get their ass kicked just a little more. At some point the butthurt has to be too much, doesn’t it? Even the Dixie Chicks got their payback. Just give up, dudes. It’s embarrassing.
Who ever has the watch on Chuck Woolery, could you come collect him and escort him back to the dayroom, please?
Re: Epstein. Pure speculation on my part, but I think for some, this is all about finally 'getting’ the Clintons. Obviously I have no idea how this shakes out, but I want to see what happens if one of their sacred cows gets loaded on the grill. Watch this space, because the turn radius on that motherfucker is gonna be sharp.
If you’ve never heard the story of Gary Kildall, I can’t blame you. I knew a very small part of this story, but Kildall name never came up. Brian McCullough tells a compelling story here, and I want to hear him do more of this kind of stuff on his weekend shows.
Podcast Stats. You know, you don’t have to set the world on fire. In fact, a recent episode of Libsyn’s ‘The Feed’ tells us the following:
If your new episode gets, within 30 days of its release:
more than 136 downloads, you're in the top 50% of podcasts.
more than 1100 downloads, you're in the top 20% of podcasts.
more than 3200 downloads, you're in the top 10% of podcasts.
more than 7,700 downloads, you're in the top 5% of podcasts.
more than 20,000 downloads, you're in the top 2% of podcasts.
more than 36,000 downloads, you're in the top 1% of podcasts.
Flash Flooding is no joke, man. I’ve never been in one, and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to be,
The observant among you will notice that the site looks different. I took it down over the holiday weekend, and tweaked it just a bit. I don’t know if I’ve got all the bugs worked out, but I figure the observant among you will tell me. So there. Neener.
This is where I would usually say Stay Tuned, but I just can’t hang with that. I’m just going to create. You’ll like it or you won’t, and I’m gonna live with that.
That said, Dailies ostensibly means I will see you tomorrow evening with more stuff.
So, see you tomorrow evening with more stuff.