Lies about lemons and other assorted flavors.

A Love Letter to Gitmo

Royal Rumble 2025. Yeah, I like wrestling. Sue me.

Automating the whole podcast process?

AI and my external hard drive full of photos

Against my better judgment, I’ve opened comments on the site.

Hero Syndrome: I still think that 2.0 will be similar to 1.0 when it comes to astonishing incompetence. Don’t be surprised if they tank everything trying to solve a problem they created. I just wish they could do that without getting people killed.

Why even have confirmation hearings if they’re just going to perjure themselves with no consequence? End the hearing if you catch them in a lie. End the hearing if they dodge questions, or don’t answer. End the hearing the first time someone doesn’t answer a yes or no question with a yes or no. Just adjourn, clear the room, and let the nominee sit there. As always, this will not happen. Ever. Wouldn’t it be awesome, though?

Do we point and laugh at the clown show?

Samsung announced they are working on a non-invasive blood sugar monitor for a wearable.

Jim Acosta, Journ-A Lister? I hope not.

“I did that” stickers—Biden’s on gas pumps, Trump’s on eggs. How original. Please jump off a cliff into a pit of rusty razor blades.

T.F.E. The F@@king Experts. There’s not a thing they don’t know, just ask them.

This is a continuation of last week’s rant about Walled Gardens like Facebook and open source. H/T to heathcliffnull for explaining like I’m five.

Link:

Protocols, Not Platforms: A Technological Approach to Free Speech

There are no bells and whistles on this one, just straight with no chaser. A little bit of current events, a little personal, and less than a quark of f’s given.

I think you’ll get it.

SEGMENT 1

Don’t Look Back In Anger.

SEGMENT 2

“If Y’all could just get back to the Culture War and fighting each other instead of the Upper Class, that’d be great”. CEO’s, probably.

When you cheer because ABC settled a lawsuit over the difference between rape and sexual assault, that’s got to be the weakest flex ever.

Look. I don’t know how we will cope through the next four years. I sincerely hope this bunch will be as incompetent as the last bunch and that we all live through that incompetence.

SEGMENT 1

Christmas wrapping (thyself around a telephone pole).

Lynnhaven Mall Exit Swerve.

I don’t complain anymore. I’ve been to New York since then.

Taxi Story

Navigator Story

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SEGMENT 2

All the news that’s printed to fit.

Rudy Is Losing It https://newrepublic.com/post/188868/courtroom-sketch-artist-rudy-giuliani-losing-it

The PodBros are coming https://www.dailykos.com/story/2024/11/27/2288821/-Yikes-Trump-may-let-podcast-bros-into-White-House-Briefing-Room?pm_campaign=blog&pm_medium=rss&pm_source=

The Right’s 24/365 Propaganda Machine Vs…nothing. And you wonder why the Dems lost. Meanwhile, Legacy Corporate Media is rotting.

The next stars in the Democratic Party—the one we run for office, anyway— need to embrace, even CREATE, new media. They need to start now. Gavin Newsom needs a podcast. Mayor Pete needs to be on Hot Ones. Run with that.

Jack Smith Report expected to be released before Inauguration Day. https://www.newsweek.com/jack-smith-deadline-final-donald-trump-report-1991904

Looking at you, Garland.

WordPress Upgrade / Changed to Twenty-Twenty Five Theme, clean design

Yellowstone. Holy crap. Taylor Sheridan is Shonda in boots, apparently.

My day job. Some of y’all are rude. My fraud story from this week.

B-Roll. One day I might get to use it.

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Joe and Mika

Manhattan DA Delay in Sentencing.

Nancy Mace

The race to replace mainstream media

krisroley.com

* welcome back

* Heart attack

* Evolution of personality.

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* Tyson Fight/ Netflix stress test for RAW.

* Cabinet appointments.

* Changing vote? Too late.

* Tariffs? 80s Movie out front should have told you.

* I can ignore it, but there’s a reason I can: They hate all of us, but it’s by degrees.

Roley leads a meeting to gauge how close they are to going live. To be continued…

Roley has an idea for Mayor Bumfiddle that might be a win-win for everyone, as long as the Mayor can remember what it is.

Reno visits Fitzroy Delacoudray from the local car dealer for some help on the local advertising front.

Reno tells Roley that a different approach is needed. Roley is apprehensive about any plan Reno comes up with.

With Roley safely out of the studio, Al continues trying to host his own show.

It still goes pretty much how you expect.

Al gets to host his very own show! It goes about how you’d expect.

The crew tries to come up with ideas for the first shows on the network.

Bubba is convinced that his 15-year-old son Angus–sorry, Twitch–can help assemble the new Podcast website. Roley thinks Twitch is almost as irritating as Al.

Welcome Back, to that same old place that you laughed about…

Welcome back to The Pungoverse. In this new season, WYRD 101 is no longer the worst radio station in America…because it’s no longer a radio station. Someone–we won’t say who–made a boo-boo. Shocker, I know.

Of course, Reno is full of ideas on how to pivot.

There’s no way this ends well.

Happy Clocky Thing.

I’ve been away because I haven’t felt motivated to do anything.

Then Jim Ladd died.

Stay Tuned.

Since Incelus Maximus, SUPER GENIUS has pretty much ruined that place that used to be full of birds, I was looking for other places to toot, teet, twat, whatever.

Then I asked myself why…

An idea I came up with years ago to get rid of the abject terror I’ve had every fall. You all go for Pumpkin Spice Latte, I go for the anti-anxiety meds.

How much stuff should be on my to-do list?

I mean, if I had one.

Labor Day always felt like a time to reset, and so it is this time.

In praise of the bad guys. RIP Windham Rotunda.

Getting In Trump’s Ear.

Hustle Game, Melting Brain.