Roley returns to the funny with stories from the weeks headlines. Did you know the seniors are getting the Clap on the Love Boat? Yeah, that's a thing. You may now excuse yourself to scrub that out of your brain with bleach.
Millenials love living in the city, but they can't actually afford to live in the city. No wonder the hipsters are douchebags.
And we get REALLY uncomfortable over a study that things that less Americans are getting married because free pr0n. Wait, what?