Trencherman Matt Stonie was able to drink one gallon of milk and eat 203 Chips Ahoy cookies in 27 minutes, 33 seconds. That's 12,800 calories.
I could not think of a more apt surname.
I must confess that I had to look up 'trencherman'. So apparently that's a glorifed name for making a complete pig out of yourself for the likes and lulz.
I still think crazy stoner pig works...